Oh, Osama, come out of your (excellent) cave complex with your (really cool) burro, so our fine president can be a hero. We know that you are still alive, and we just want to talk. We know you'd like our fine President, he believes in YOU! Oh, Osama, we have kidneys, and they are Palestinian so you know they are pork-free, and have been handled in true Kosher fashion.
O, 'sama, you are the key to our dilapidated empire of trash and Hollywood and badly behaved sports figures. The CIA… Continue