Since we've had the "Shoebomber" Richard Reid, "Shoe" to his friends,
we must take our shoes off to board a plane.
Now we have the "Underwear Bomber", Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, known to his friends as "you lit what?", will we now be forced to remove our underwear before boarding?
Inquiring minds want to know.
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